Sunbathing

I went outside to get my daily dose of vitamin D today. As I'm going outside I tell Phillip that I am going to go lie in the sun for ten minutes.

Phillip: "Go on the deck."

Me: "The deck doesn't have enough sun."

Phillip (looking alarmed): "Make sure no one sees you."

Me: " Why do you say that?"

Phillip: "They might think you're weird."