I was on playground duty today at the school. One boy came up to me and said: " I need to go wash my hands. A grasshopper just peed on me." A different boy was showing me two grasshoppers he had caught. Another kid came up and was amazed that one of the grasshoppers hadn't hopped away (because it was just sitting on the kid's hand). Upon closer examination, I noticed that the grasshopper was missing it's hind legs. I asked the boy where the grasshopper's other legs were. He said that another kid had pulled them off. Ummmmmm......